Intoxicated Conversations
Intoxicated Conversations
isolated-roots:

Rip

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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The best project you’ll ever work on is you. Sonny Franco (via psych-facts)

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officialunitedstates:

Palm trees don’t even have hands

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officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

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whereglittermeetsbitter1:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

FUCK

bunnyhug:

phenomenal comment chain on a lyric video for nicki minaj’s verse from Monster

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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