Intoxicated Conversations
Intoxicated Conversations

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via beautyisblessing)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via beautyisblessing)

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…
thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

spookyphoque:

stop for just one second.

think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.

and now take a moment to realize that you have been this person for so many people… and you have no idea.

(Source: clusterphoque, via faded-perception)

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via teenagah)